simporing

Something that is so simple and boring

Me - Alexa, set a 10 Minute timer
Alexa - 10 Minute Timer Starting Now
Me - So that is amazing (under breath - simporing)

by Mandogy January 16, 2018

Sipocrite

One who pretends to consume more of an alcoholic beverage than they really do

That's Derek, he's a sipocrite. He once did a keg stand for 2 minutes without drinking anything.
Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.

by JollySailor June 15, 2018

Simpic

You’re stuck on someone but they not paying you mind so you go out and start being toxic messing around with people

Dawg you’re so simpic; Stop bring so simpic.

by Simplemente March 31, 2020

Simpology

The general act of one displaying simp like actions or thoughts, can also be the study of simps.

He’s showing major simpology.

by SticcLord May 29, 2020

Simpotaku

Actúa como un Otaku solo para complacer a alguien, particularmente una chica, con la esperanza de que va a quedar bien con aquella persona.

Wismichu el youtuber, es uno de los mayores Simpotakus del internet.

by Guerrero93 June 22, 2020

Simpophile

A bitch who loves simps

Melissa is such a simpophile; she only dates simps.

by ilovesimps69 June 25, 2020

Simpcel

someone who simps by being an incel and is still shocked when it doesn't work. Thinks feminists are nazis and is pro life even in cases of rape, but also is scared to talk to girls <3.

My man Dorian was a real simpcel, couldn't get him to stop dming me and posting sexist shit.

by TSM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 27, 2020