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simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on
guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons
by kobie22 April 11, 2009
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simmons sip

when you ask for a sip of someone’s drink and down it
“can i have some of your drink
“yeah just don’t simmons sip it”
by helpihavebeenimpaled September 28, 2021
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joe simonds

A trash can that is alive and kills peoples feelings
Man I hate that guy, he is definitely Joe Simonds.
by Kyle Santoriello April 6, 2017
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drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani
that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons
by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017
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Adrian Simmons

A man who is often regarded to be the pinnacle
of human evolution.This person is often a male in his mid 40s,is bald and has a bright ruby red complection.He is often viewed as omnisient and knows more than people thinks he knows.Also he absolutely dislikes milk and cannot pronounce people's name properly despite being well aware that he is pronuoncing them incorrectly.
Tom:Hey Boi,why can't that guy say my name properly?
Boi:Dude!,he's an Adrian Simmons.
by Yourebiggay December 19, 2019
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matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.
by graysgublr April 1, 2021
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Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020
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