Shalang

a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.

Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.

by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013

Shlango

A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.

My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.

by Stinkin May 19, 2018

Shylah

Shylah is the definition of perfection. She possesses the radiance of an angel. With a stunning smile she is able to capture one's heart. Her eyes can only be compared to the magnificence of sparkling jewels. Her soft voice is like a soothing melody. Shylah is love in its purest form.

Wow, that chick is a perfect 10 all around, her name must be Shylah. Too bad she's taken.

by sssnake February 3, 2010

shlangin

To describe something as bein good

yo man this party is shlangin.
This joint is shlangin
That is one shlangin lass over there

by 07707 October 16, 2006

shelander

defines movement of unbelieveably awesome ppl, ravishingly good looks, the total package!!

shelander someone everyone wants to be

by ladyshelander August 5, 2010

Shalanika

An amazing girl that has many good qualities.she's intelligent and beautiful. They also are very nice and caring, however only to friends and other special people. They can also have extreme inner beauty that is very hard to find, but when it is found, you realize she is better than any other girl you may meet.She is weird and gets easily bored. Always looking for new things to do. She loves to smile and laugh.A person everyone loves.Gives good advice.

Shalanika

by Mike&brittney Hasting August 13, 2011

Shmylan

Salty boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; upset Dylan

Dude, Dylan isn't Dylan anymore--he's Shmylan! Boi is he sallllllllty.

by poiface32 January 16, 2018