white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

by angry Dick April 15, 2011

Shanahan Shuffle

Is a combination of movements & foot sequences that leave on-lookers begging for more. You can perform the shanahan shuffle anywhere you prefer tho the dance floor is most suitable. You must have genuine super smile while doing it, because most important is the positive energy you create around you.

Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.

The Shanahan Shuffle is a combination between Michael Jackson and White Boy Style yet so dangerously in rhythm/movement it draws people to want to smile & dance with you.

by ShanahanShuffle December 30, 2011

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

sheffield

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

Sheffielder

Someone who is from Sheffield, UK.

I am a Sheffielder.

by Zed385 April 19, 2011