shrew

1. An old nasty woman who tries to get things for free.
2. Someone who is outwardly cheap and rude.

Waiter: "Ma'am what would you like to drink?"
Shrew: "I want water with lemon. And some sugar, I like to make my own lemonade. And some free bread."

by JimboInNJ April 21, 2008

Shrew Boi

A young chap that drops shit

“Aye Look shrew boi is back at it again droppin dem shrews!”

by Savannah Webster November 16, 2018

Shrexbox

shrexbox is a xbox owned by shrek

Shrexbox is used by shrek but no longer did he know his shrexbox had the corona so shriek has the virus now

by LesbianShit615 March 28, 2020

Shrewsbury International School

A "money can't buy class" or "nouveau riche" type of society.
A school full of drama, egoistic people, and crazy nerds that would die for A*s and a hub for people who love to show off how rich their asses are.

Please do not send your children to Shrewsbury International School. They'll probably end up asking you for a Porsche at 14. Lol

by anonymous octopus 8 September 9, 2021

Shreeble

When your dick baby blarts on a gook who loves rats.

Guy 1" Did you see that shreeble do anal penetration on that rat?"

Guy 2 "yeah i blarted"

by IKAGOOKTHATISADEMON July 13, 2022

Shrewdent

An adolescent shrew enrolled in school.

Mother shrew shed a lone tear as her daughter blindly walked off to her first day as a shrewdent at a new school.

by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

Shrewdie

A Shrewie is a morbidly obese male whos is of White, British, Gingarian race, their life revolves around punting on football and the very occasional online poker session. 85% of his life is spent sleeping, whilst the other 15% is spread amongst eating & gambling. The name shrewide derives from his inability to win a bet or show any kind profit and is therefore seen as been extremely unshrewd, however sarcasm makes him 'shrewdie'.

A Shrewdie can be often seen wearing an oversized yellow, banana like hoodie, complete with pretruding belly and gypo like trainers.

Shrewdie have you done your bollocks in again, how many times have we told you to get a fucking job...?!?!

by Mutliz on Carrotbrooke Rd June 2, 2011