JimboInNJ's definitions

shrew

1. An old nasty woman who tries to get things for free.
2. Someone who is outwardly cheap and rude.

Waiter: "Ma'am what would you like to drink?"
Shrew: "I want water with lemon. And some sugar, I like to make my own lemonade. And some free bread."

by JimboInNJ April 21, 2008