Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

just shoot me

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.

by ephemerae December 9, 2004

National Shoot Your shot day

October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”

by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019

shootz

Hailing from the halls of Hawaii's colorful history, "shootz" stems from a dialect known as "pidgen," an English-ized mix of various languages. Used in place of "ok" or "cool."

Guy 1 : Lets go to da'kine
Guy 2 : Shootz bradda !

by Ale January 31, 2005

School Shooter

A school shooteralso known as a Eugene is a person that is mistreated at school and seeks harsh revenge on their classmates.

There was a school shooter on the news today. Apparently he had no friends.

by Prankster515 January 1, 2017

shoot a bunny

To fart/toot/exchange gas.

"Aw, did you shoot a bunny? It stinks!"
"Um, no, it wasn't me."

by Harriot Mashfields April 4, 2010

Booty shooty

When you inject drugs into the butthole to get high.

I took her back to the motel for some booty shooty and we fucked all night.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020