shocker remix

two in the poo, one in the goo
two in the stink, one in the pink
A fine variation of the shocker, mixing it up to maximize 'stink' action

she didnt shit right for a week after i gave her the remix

by ceebz July 12, 2004

Shocker Pick

A picture where someone is holding up the index, middle and pinky finger into the air. This simbolizes the "shock" that a women recieves when the pinky gets involved; see tha shocka.

They're in for a suprise, I made their picture a shocker pick.

by Jdwalker13 May 8, 2006

shocker-focker combo

It's when you perform a shocker, then get the girl to smell your pinky finger.

Next time I get a bitch nekked, I'm givin her the shocker-focker combo.

by borderjumper January 29, 2004

Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.

This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.

by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006

Shocker 10000

The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.

We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.

by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011

Shocker Kiss

When a person builds up static electricity by rubbing feet on floor or other means and then kisses her/his partner causing a small electrical shock.

The electricity was high when he gave her a shocker kiss.

by Rebekah Rosenberg October 16, 2008

shocker cutscene

When someone on a reality show gets offended, they emphasize it dramatically with a sudden large musical "thump", dead tone of a piano key, or symbol bash. Often accompanied by the person who is offended just seen standing there blanked out in "awe". Get's VERY annoying when used over and over in a show.

Example of a shocker cutscene


Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.

Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.

Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-

Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-

by Gigafrost March 23, 2009