shock underwear

ShockUnderwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim, through flowing electric currents. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids, flowered prints, animal prints & railraod ties, just like normal underwear. It comes in thongs, g-strings, string bikini breifs, bikini breifs, sports breifs, granny panies, breifs, trunks, boxer breifs, and boxers. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank to pull, & if more people knew it would be the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to the wearer of this prank underwear. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE. If more Americans used common sense, this country would be smarter, but anyways shock underwear is fun.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. My cousin told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist with electrical current. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room in nothing but the shock underwear and myy shirt the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for her family. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys & have yet to recieve another wedgie. I went to another city and gave them to my male cousin, who I hate.

by freindly tip29 June 18, 2009

shock site

A website that tricks the user into doing something (usually by creating a fake link), but when the user visits the site, the site just shows them something gross, perverted, or just plain stupid.

Some examples of shock sites are www.lemonparty.org, 2 Girls 1 Cup, www.k-k-k.com, pain olympics, and 1 man 1 jar. I have to admit though, when I think of them, I laugh so hard my heart hurts!!!!!!!! XD

by Cummy worm February 28, 2011

shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

by Noah March 24, 2004

Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.

Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.

by CJustcallmeC December 7, 2014

Shock Content

Any type of image, video, gif or content made or shared to disturb, disgust and traumatize the viewer. Majority of them being stuff considered bizarre, horrid and painfully wrong in the real world.

-Watch this livestream clip --> (link)
(The Shock Content was the Ronnie McNutt suicide)
-wtf why did his head split up like that
-idk are you a snowflake

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021

Shock Top

The act of biting or nibbleing on the tip of the penis at the point of climax.

This Girl was giving me a BJ and ended it with a refreshing Shock Top.

by SS4trailrunner September 12, 2010

shock block

When you prevent a freind from hooking up with a tranny, carrier, or someone too ugly to forgive. Referring to the shock on the dreaded "morning after"

Dude we totallt had to shock block you last night at the club. That girl had an adam's apple and huge palms.

by nonsense234 June 29, 2008