slorpitude

The art of making asmr slurp noises while eating soup (or other moist food)

He consumed it with such incredible slorpitude

by GooseBoi January 27, 2021

shlornt

Shorthand for Slut/Whore/Cunt
Meant to describe someone who acts like a slut/whore/cunt

“Omfg, dude. Did you see that the school admin blocked tiktok from the wifi?!”
“For real?? What a bunch of shlornts”😒😒

by miles420whore February 17, 2023

Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.

Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.

by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020

Pussy Shlarp

Different than regular Shlarp, Pussy shlarp is defined as a runny milky clear substance your female partner ejaculates from her vagina.

Baby i’m so sorry i’m not us usually such a pussy shlarp squirter

by HiMommyGSpot October 30, 2022

Shloop

The act of laying down or resting when one is tired but doesn't necessarily want to sleep, but most likely will when resting. Chilling with a high possibility of sleeping.

Person 1: Man I'm so Tired, but I don't want to sleep!
Person 2: Just Shloop!
Person 1: What is Shloop???!!
Person 2: You know, when you are really tied, but don't wanna sleep? You just rest and eventually end up sleeping later!
Person 1: Okay.. I'll Shloop!

by xxjaydexx August 19, 2012