Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.

Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!

by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.

Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.

Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.

by snowflame July 25, 2010

shingledecker

Someone who insessantly talks about nothing.

Ross, you are such a shingledecker.

by nc sailing July 30, 2006

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007