A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
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Shjon
• shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)
• shlong
• shlonk
• shion
• shmoney
• Shlong bong
• shlonginator
• sheon
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by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004
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by sillypooface February 23, 2012
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