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king shlong

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
by Metalmeltdown September 4, 2006
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shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.
by fatboy August 29, 2003
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shlong jockey

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"
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shlonka

a poo
ME: do you know will?
YOU: yeah... he is such a shlonka...
by sillypooface February 23, 2012
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Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.
Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!
by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016
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Shlonched

To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.
Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.
by Yockie July 28, 2019
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Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.
Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me
by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020
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