shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

by Davedale August 7, 2019

scituate high school ma

scituate high is a prehistoric building next to a bougie ass middle school. pretty much every sport is awful except football. speaking of football! the kids that play football from freshman to seniors have a serious case of main character syndrome. all the girls are bitchy and basic while thinkin they arent for wearing something other than lulu leggings and nike blazers. most of the teachers are fun and between 3-5 period you can find drug deals happening in the history and english bathroom! the amount of nic addicts and potheads is probably at an all time high (lol) and a unspoken rule here is if you see something, never say something. but even if you did, admin wont do anything about it! this place is a shitshow and honestly i cant wait to leave.

beevis : you go to scituate high school ma?
butthead : yeah, its pretty fucking mid

by rickyrollindown January 18, 2022

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014

Southside shitfaced

When southern people fucka womens mouth then poop in it

That girl is southside shitfaced

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006