Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

Bingtan Singlet

The native attire of the Australian Bogan.

He's so Bogan he has a wardrobe full of Bingtan Singlets.

by aginsberg September 5, 2011

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Amber Singleton

Amber Singleton is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see in your lifetime
She is soo caring and loving and once you have one by your side... NEVER LET THEM GO

They are smart and successful and will live and amazing life so you want to have an Amber in your life

Her soul mate will be called Tyler but she could leave him for a Harry (hehe)

She has an amazing bum and great boobs
She's drop dead gorgeous

Once you love her there's no going back because she's too good to lose

Omg that girl is so pretty and she is good at almost everything.
She must be an Amber singleton

by Tyler Field May 6, 2020

jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022

dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower

Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton

by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022