air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

Shipmating

To call a junior sailor over to where your standing or sitting with the intent of jacking him/her up (yelling at him/her) for a minor offense. The person shipmating must use a "come here" motion with their hand by opening and closing it in rapid succession. Shipmating is normally done only by senior enlisted (Chief Petty Officer) sailors.

One can "shipmate" multiple people/things at a time by holding up both arms and possibly a leg.

The shipmate may actually be anyone or anything. Drunk Chief's have been known to shipmate signs, coffee cups, beer bottles, or prostitutes.

Background: In the U.S. Navy the term "shipmate" is seen as mostly derogatory in nature. Normally one is only called shipmate when they are in trouble or have done something wrong. The term shipmating was coined to describe the act when a Chief jacks up a sailor by calling him shipmate and motioning for him to present himself by the "come here" motion with his hand.

That Chief just shipmated those sailors for shopping in their work uniform. He's really getting his shipmating down, I watched him jack up 20 sailors today.

"Hey, do you guys want to go shipmating today?" "We can jack some dudes up down at the Navy Exchange (department store)".

by esleven April 28, 2011

T-Shirting

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

by M. Fox October 19, 2009

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009