Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.
🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.
by LuxeFromGuac August 07, 2022
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Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings
After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.
by VBMilkman February 22, 2025
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Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.
I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.
by thedudebrown87 December 31, 2022
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De-Sharpen

To not be sharp, To be dull
It's a very de-sharpen book
by AwesomeWords.com November 30, 2021
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glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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Sharpen up your buttons

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022
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