sharp

pointy object

imma take this sharp knife and stab you in the penis

by Sex October 4, 2003

Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013

Card Sharp

Check out card shark and replace the words shark with sharp. It's true, look it up

John: Damn, I just lost my money playing poker with that card sharp.
Steve: Don't you mean card SHARK.
John: no *punches* use google, dumbarse.

by kalekale July 23, 2008

Sharp

verb, Sharped, Sharping

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP and a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Gandalfzor showed up in her robot-like suit of boxes wrapped in tin foil. "Uhh, what are you?" inquired the LARPmaster.

"I'm a wizard," muttered Gandalfzor.

"Wizards don't wear armor, dude." The LARPmaster sounded annoyed.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" cried Gandalfzor.
(later)
Gandalfzor stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Gandalfzor paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Gandalfzor's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Abernomicon January 8, 2013

sharp'd

To be accused of racism by the Rev. Al Sharpton.

Well, I can't say I'm suprised. The makers of "wonder bread" have been sharp'd.

by Becks Grevau April 19, 2007

Sharp it Up

To sniff Sharpies with intent of getting sedated

Hey Tom, wanna get Timmy and sharp it up?

by Sundance Kid January 26, 2007

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017