Meg Shame

Calling someone the offensive name 'Meg'.

Person 1: "OMG you're such a Meg hahahaha"
Person 2: "DONT MEG SHAME ME"

by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

guilt shame

When someone makes you feel shameful about you already feeling guilty.

-Jazzmyne is the worst...she guilt shamed me today for not telling her "Happy Birthday!".

by guiltshamegod September 1, 2019

share shame

the act of shaming your friend for sharing something to the group chat that was already sent previously

Aaron: *sends tweet link*
Chet: dude I already sent that keep up
Aaron: jeez dont share shame me, theres been a lot going on today ok

by Snaplatts January 10, 2021

sofa of shame

The couch in the back that all the girls on the Maury show run to and start crying on when they find out that the guy they were 110% sure was the father of their baby in fact isn't. This is followed either by the guy doing a victory dance for the crowd or going to the fat hoe and comforting her crying, assuring her that he will help her find all 20 guys she had slept with prior to conceiving the child and get them to do a DNA test.

Maury: In the case of 6 month old Dequavis, Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
*Sharkisha then falls to the ground in disbelief and does a beeline straight to the sofa of shame*

by go f0ck yourself September 15, 2019

Wank of Shame

To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.

"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"

by Coq-piece December 9, 2009

Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.

I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.

by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010

hug of shame

posted with your arms around the toilet; throwing up a nights worth of alcohol or hugging the toilet as you throw up.

Despite having a great time at Dave Matthews, Johnny performed the hug of shame when returning home.

by tikimaster56 September 14, 2010