shrimp fried rice

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

by brodge December 21, 2021

sarim

perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

girl: hey sarim i love u
sarim: love u more darling!!

by bingopop September 12, 2010

Fondue Shrimp

A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!

We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.

by Teapot 1 November 9, 2014

Shrimp Cookie

A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp

1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!

2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...

A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.

B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.

by The ARMY are all fat pussies April 12, 2010

Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region

“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”

by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019

dorchester shrimp

cheese curls, people that live in dorchester, ma don't have enough money to buy real shrimp, so they buy cheese curls

I went to a super bowl party last week and they asked me to bring an appetizer, so I brought some dorchester shrimp!

by lumpy1972 October 19, 2010

scrimpt

Basically saying that you're hardcore. It's someone or something that is just way too cool for school.

Oh man, last night was totally scrimpt. Did you see how much air I got?!

by Cortney Wilt February 11, 2008