Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

sephora kids

one of the most annoying group of gen alphas ever, they're usually girls and they take trips to Sephora regularly to get skincare & makeup that's not even meant for them. they also harass the employees & random strangers

me: *taking a thing of retinol from sephora*
sephora kids: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE RETINOL!!!!11!
me: bruh

by cooolestpersonalive July 2, 2024

Sephira

Sephira is a girls name, she is a nice, kind, caring friend who never gives up on others. She goes by Seph, typically short. She never has anything bad to say about anybody. Everybody should have a Sephira in their life. Just not mine.

Sephira never fails to make me smile.

by HDMADDY March 28, 2025

sephora kid

some annoying little shit that runs around screaming "drunk elephant" and begging her mom to get her some bum bum cream or something.

TRUE STORY***!!!!!!!
*me and my friend after buying the entire Hot Topic store we go into five below*
Me: omfg look at these cute gir shirts X3
Friend: HATSUME MIKU TOO X3
Me: oml.. I'ma cry
Friend: why?
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-sephora kid-d-d-d--d-d-d...
Friend: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where ????????????????????????
Me: t-t-there..
Sephora kid: DRUNK ELEPHANT BUBBLE STANELY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Me: ..yeah we're going to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

degrees of seperation

The amount of people between you and an another person.

Example: Johnny: Bro I am 2 degrees of seperation from Joe Biden (He knows someone who knows Joe Biden)
Jimmy: Who? Joe Mama?

by McTurboy May 9, 2023

seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025