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Sephora

Sephora is a wonderful cosmetic store. Sure, everything may cost a lot but thats only because it's all designer. They do give "makeovers" and they ARE free.
Alyssa: Oh my gosh! Look at this makeup bag! It costs like $50!!!
Group: Yeah Alyssa, this is Sephora. Things cost some money in here because it's all designer.
Alyssa: Well thats STUPID!
Group: YOUR STUPID!!!!
by prplppl April 24, 2009
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Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!
by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009
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Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.
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Sephardi

The term Sephardi, as generally used, describes Jews of non-European origin. The term is actually a misnomer in that it broadly describes Jews of middle-eastern descent as well Yemenite Jews. The term "Sehpardi" actually means "Spain". Jews of Middle-eastern descent should really be called "Musta'Arab" or "Edot Hamizrah". Jews from Yemen are not Sephardi at all either and should be referred to as "Temani" (or another more appropriate term they themselves use - which I have forgotten at the moment).
Spanish (and Portugese) had existing communities in Turkey and Greece and even in Holland which developed after the expulsion from Spain, circa 1492.

Sephardi Jews, as used broadly, have unfortunately come to assimilate among the more dominant and hegemonic Ashkenazi Jews. Consequently, they have almost lost their rich culture, heritage, norms, and traditions
Sephardi Jews have different traditions or minhagim than Ashkenazi Jews.

In many cases, Sephardi Jews abide by significantly different Halachot than Ashkenazi Jews.

Beyond just food and liturgical differences, Sephardic Jews have traditionally had a different approach to Judaism. They are not as neurotic in their adherence to the laws as Ashkenazi Jews.
by Barwah August 30, 2006
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Shepherdsville

Shepherdsville, KY: a small city on the Salt River. Located in Bullitt County, about 10 miles south of Louisville. It is a town with a lot of potheads, meth addicts and sheep fuckers. Hell, if you wanna learn to make meth, Shepherdsville is your place. Shepherdsville, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous!
"Hey, do you know where I can get some meth?"
"Sure, go to Shepherdsville."
by joek380 August 16, 2008
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Sepherikal

A state of inebriation; even more so than your peers that are hanging out with you.
1-Kyle acts gay even when he is not sepherikal; but does that really make him gay?

2- Kyle got sepherikal in no time, but then he threw up and became his drunk self again!
by Stephen Estevez November 1, 2007
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Dream Sphere

The enigmatic region made of space-time that is constantly 20 feet above one's head. It is proven that people live in the dream sphere, as they often come visit our world. Though they appear three-dimensional to us people in the dream sphere are made of four-dimensions, and will often have a hard time grasping space and time, and will also have weird names like "Cameo England" or "Arlo." It is thought that the people in the dream sphere were once people like you and I that ascending into this higher plane of existence, and it is also prophecized that Mirror World has its own, slightly less convenient version of the dream sphere. There are five known ways to gain entry into the dream sphere.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.

Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
"Did Cameo England go back to New Zealand?"
"No man, she was from the Dream Sphere the whole time!"
by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008
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