Smode

A smelly chode.

Jamie Knight is a smelly chode and/or you smelly like a smode. ie. Jamie Ross Knight.

by Jamie Ross Knight March 15, 2014

Sekoda

The best person ever

Kanye west is such a sekoda

by Quakingduck26738e8e August 17, 2016

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017

Semo

the act of being inseperable; combining two names to create one, whereas, when looking for one person, they will always be with the other, so combine the names and just use one.

nicole: hey, where are sara and emo-ly?
matt: oh, you mean semo?

by Semo September 22, 2008

smodiddlyotis

The ultimate state of pleasure for any human male: a full belly, a good burp, a loud fart, a good belly scratch, the smelling bacon, and getting a rub down from Carmen Electra all at the same time. This rarely occurs, but has been known to happen...

Me: Hey Dave Navarro, what's up?
Dave Navarro: Don't bother me. I am getting ready for my nightly smodiddlyotis.

by Matteau May 11, 2006

Shmode

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

by The real sma June 3, 2016

Sexodus

That time on (usually) Saturday nights at approx 1am when nightclubs empty to about half capactiy when all the lucky ones leave to have sex making it easier to spot the singles.

Right it's the 1am tombola now the sexodus has occurred.

by Argentina Smoke October 21, 2009