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Seahawks Fan

A. A mythical person who only exists in 2005 and 2014.

B. A person who doesn't know anything about the history of the game but talks the most Shit during football conversation.

C. Some one who proudly refers to themselves as the 12th man, and has no idea they pay for the rights to use it.

D. A casual football watcher who spends more time yelling about referees than learning the rules.

F. A hypocrite that complains about the refs unless it was in their favor, then it's part of the game.
"These refs are so bad they're costing the Seahawks the game"

"Where the hell did all these Seahawks fans come from"

"I'm a die hard Seahawks fan, go hawks! Who is steve largent?"
by ematz August 8, 2014
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screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.
Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.
by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008
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Seahater

An uneducated, primitive human being whose homerism & trust in Skip Bayless block a healthy respect for the Seahawks & 12th Man.
9ers fan: "Seahawks ain't SH**!"
12: "Seahater."
by _u_mad_bro May 19, 2013
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Raging Seagull

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"
by The Crazed Fiend August 23, 2008
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Sageer/Sagheer

People with this name are competent, practical, and often obtain great power and wealth. They tend to be successful in business and commercial affairs, and are able to achieve great material dreams. Because they often focus so strongly on business and achievement, they may neglect their private lives and relationships.
I wanna be a Sageer/Sagheer in dah future.
by Niggurhwuzhere April 22, 2018
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Salt My Seahorse

Definition is dependent upon usage. it can be dirty when placed inside of sexually related sentences or it can mean when someone tries to bring you down or is hating on you.
Brittney: You're such an ass
Kerry: Yeah you're so mean
Phil: Why's everyone tryin to salt my seahorse

or

Kerry: That's dirty. like salting my seahorse.
by Phil's so nice January 4, 2010
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seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.
Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.
by jj brown January 9, 2008
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