condom stuffers

Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.

I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.

by rubberoff February 8, 2010

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Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

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Stuffering

The suffering one feels after a large consumption of carbohydrates (namely stuffing).

"Dude, I ate so much on Thanksgiving... I'm really stuffering..."

by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009

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suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.

Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.

by Ionajag November 3, 2013

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