Schmog

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

schmoe

A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.

I'm Jenna's schmoe.

by CrowfeatheR February 6, 2009

schmobbin

driving really fast in a car

damn did u see her,she was schmobbin in her brand new car

by carmen March 30, 2005

schmob

noun: Sacramento-area slang for Kratom

verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.

"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"

"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"

by dilldilldill August 15, 2020

schmoka

(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.

Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.

by we2d July 24, 2008

Schmolly

a combination of crushed up Smarties (the candy) and MDMA that is snorted.

He blew a line of Schmolly and then ran around the room acting crazy.

by Scotch Bingington May 15, 2009