by tgoa May 16, 2016
Get the scrutter mug.A scrutter is someone who does manual tasks outside - they enjoy pottering about and making things. Sometimes they will be covered in soil, sometimes they will have splinters in their fingers and a callus as big as an egg. But they know there's nothing better than going out for a good old scrut in te nature. And they'll sure be out scruttin tomorrow.
First coined by Nigel Burrows - the original scrutter and wizardly wordsmith of the shire.
First coined by Nigel Burrows - the original scrutter and wizardly wordsmith of the shire.
by RichardSplash May 14, 2022
Get the Scrutter mug.a person who provokes the act of squishing onto themselves
or a person whom one may find incredibly squishy.
or a person whom one may find incredibly squishy.
by Hassiba Elissa August 22, 2007
Get the scruter mug.by rogik June 21, 2008
Get the Scutterbutter mug.1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
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