scottisum

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion. not many rules to it.

my religion is Scottisum

by bromers March 27, 2008

Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007

Flying Scottish Headbutt

When a man puts a condom on his head inside out and ferociously darts forward and penetrates his partners anus with his head.

My boyfriend dumped me as i performed the Flying Scottish Headbutt

by RawBwobwob July 2, 2011

scottish bagpipe

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.

by realnice6969696 December 20, 2008

Scottish Restaurant

McDonald's.

Also Scottish Food, Scottish Cuisine.

If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!

by evildave August 20, 2011

scottish

adj.
1) term used to describe someone from scotland. (note: not every1 there rolls their R's and says occh I jimmy al the time)
2) a type of dialect. the scottish language was originally a form of gaelic, from when the irish settled in scotland. That language is rapidly going away and so a form of english is more commonly used in scotland.

n.
the collective noun the "scottish" are a group of people who are born in scotland and face many prejudices from narrow-minded idiots.

seriously, wot is with all the other definitions??? they are completely steriotyped, the people should either get a life or at least VISIT SCOTLAND and see for themselves that the scottish arent all whiskey-drinking, sheep-shagging, kilt-wearing, aggresive pigs.

by snob impersonator January 4, 2005

Scottish Moustache

refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.

"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"

"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah

gave me last night. She's still on her period."

"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."

by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009