go scratch

screw yourself. Fuck off. Get out of my sight

My landscaper told his employee to tell a pushy customer to go scratch!

by BIG DADDY U January 6, 2008

Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park

Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.

by RL&TL July 5, 2020

Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009

Yeasty Scratch Hole

A very offensive term for the front bottom of a less then desireable female.

Ollie: Get your yeasty scratch hole out, you slag!
Young lady: Thats the most offensive thing anyones ever said to me!

by BristolBaron April 23, 2006

pussy scratch

1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina

2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina

Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?

Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

scratch

cash money!!

I suspect you're just doing it for the scratch

by || WOA || December 1, 2001

scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.

Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.

by ezwages August 12, 2006