screwed

No way out of a a very bad situation.

Santa Clause screwed the Easter bunny in the crapper and made off with his eggs.

by dabaresii May 04, 2015

screw

Song by Hank Williams Jr.

Why don't we get drunk and screw!!

by LaniRotten October 07, 2003

screwed

messed up or treated unfair

Rules of courts are screwed up!
you are screwed if you sre
A-Black
B-A woman
C-An asian market owner who doesnt speak english

by AMERICA...SUX_AZZ November 08, 2003

screw

to fuck someone/something, in pussy or ass

I fucked Janie last night.

by YourMoM December 30, 2004

RU screw

The tendency for Rutgers University to fuck you over in some way or another due to their incompetence. Be it financially, academically, or otherwise. It eventually happens to everybody that attends the university.

Example 1: Transfer to Rutgers from another college, lose a year worth of credits. You got the RU Screw.

Example 2: Supposed to graduate in May? NOPE! Registrar fucked up your GPA calculations and you were deleted from the graduation list. You got the RU Screw.

Example 3: Financial aid department fucked up and your registration was canceled. You got the RU Screw.

Example 4: Buy a $300 parking permit, get to campus and there is not a single fucking parking spot available or the lot/garage is just plain closed because it's full. You got the RU Screw.

by 0xide March 12, 2012

Nick Screwed

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.

Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.

by NickyD17 February 27, 2012

screwed

1. Very drunk. (see also fadedpissedrootedcomatoseparaleticspastic)

Person 1:Hey, how was your weekend?
Person 2:Brilliant! I got screwed friday night.

by louis October 18, 2001