Screw that

Said after someone tells or asks you to do something that you're too lazy or you just don't want to do. Can be used the same as "fuck that" or "I don't want to" .

Jim: Dude pass me a coke?
Bill: Screw that!

by Steven. L June 16, 2007

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

screw around

1.having frivolous sex
2.playing, or wasting time
3.when someone is just kidding

1.Mary is a slut because all she does is screw around with every guy she knows.
2.We didnt do anything, I was screwing around with some friends at the park.
3.Don't get mad i was just screwing around with you.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

screw up

someone who messes up consistently

Your failing, Jimmy?! I swear it, you're gettin to be a screw up.

by Nicole February 16, 2004

Screw Party

A traditional type of party in Middlebury College where two people are tied to a bottle of alcohol (usually Champagne) and have to drink it by the end of the night.

Econ-bro 1-Hey bro, did you go to the climbing Screw Party yesterday?
Econ-bro 2- Yeah bro, it was hella turnt!
Econ-bro 1- Hell yeah bro!

by noahfan23 May 16, 2022

Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

screw you

a nicer way of saying fuck you. usually used when annoyed.

Retard: Pudding sucks!
Pudding lover: well screw you.

by Sarah Ca December 25, 2007