screenpecker

Someone who while driving a car constantly nods their head up and down (like a woodpecker) to try and look down at their phone screen and back up at the road.

Check out that guy behind us, he's a total screenpecker

by larynx82 March 4, 2021

Screener

Similar to beaner; A slur for somebody who spends all of their time on the internet. Typically playing video games.

Gamer 1: Man this guy is such a sweaty fucking screener!

Gamer 2: Aren't you a screener though?

Gamer 1: Maybe...

by JoeNumber1 March 29, 2022

ScreenSexual

The sexuality which you are sexually attracted to screens.

“Guys. I think I’m screensexual, I can’t stop beating my meat to this video on this screen

by JITMAN! June 9, 2022

Screener

A "gamer" whose gaming consists of wearing Pokemon-themed tank tops to the gym, or picking Zelda in Smash Bros, they are likely the type of person to invite a "friend" over to "game", but just gets railed to the title-screen music. (Credit - BigThighTheScienceGuy)

"I had a great time playing games at Alex's place yesterday."
"Alex is a screener, we both know you didn't play shit"

by That1MadCow December 15, 2023

Screening

To cut the bottom off a Cylindrical tube and insert it vaginally so that people can see, hence the name screening

Person 1: What're you doing?

Person 2: Just some casual screening.

Person 1: BUT WHY AT MEEMAW'S FUNERAL!?!?

by VOTEDOBAMA December 5, 2024

Screener

A person who is locked into their phone and oblivious to their surroundings.

Audrey yelled over “hey screener” set your phone down and pay attention to our me.

by Cellphone watch dawg December 24, 2024

Screened out

The need to have constant stimulation from electronic device, such as a smartphone.

Jill was too screened out to hold a decent conversation.

by Diddlescrunt February 4, 2025