scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you!

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.

I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.

One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"

You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.

by deathwish124 May 18, 2009

scratch that

forget that

me "mom can you buy me some coke?"
mom "..."
...later...

me "mom, scratch that, i want skittles."

by Meeeee maaasellfff and iii July 23, 2011

on the scratcher

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

by Ashko November 23, 2009

Scratch Writing Camp

a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3

Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))

by he died. he's okay now though! March 27, 2022