I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

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sorry bout ya

Phrase used when someone is sorry for you. Usually said after someone is sorry for something funny and not to serious.

"Yeah guys this new blackberry that you don't have has internet and I'm surfing the web now... sorry bout ya."

"Haha you are dumb man."

by tcallaway February 8, 2010

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Sorry

When you arent sure what to do; or when you came off a little preachy or self centered the night before. Could also reference the emotion you have when you want something but know you cant have it. Even if you could have it, youre not sure if its just you or your imagination; how do you obtain it. Even if you did obtain it would it work out for each person.

Lancelot: I am sorry Guinivere; please show me what you want.

by drecol May 9, 2017

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