To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.
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When grinding, the girl drops to the ground and rolls up slowly with her butt pointed out in a ice cream scooping motion. Extremely enjoyable to watch and feel by the guy.
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During "The Cheeseburger Picnic", Bubbles heads over to the “Convenients Store” and he somehow convinces Corey and Trevor to leave the store and come over to help Ricky and Julian. Ricky takes Trevor out to collect garbage, because as Bubbles explains, Trevor has huge alien garbage scooping arms.
Can be used to describe anyone with freakishly long arms.
During "The Cheeseburger Picnic", Bubbles heads over to the “Convenients Store” and he somehow convinces Corey and Trevor to leave the store and come over to help Ricky and Julian. Ricky takes Trevor out to collect garbage, because as Bubbles explains, Trevor has huge alien garbage scooping arms.
Can be used to describe anyone with freakishly long arms.
Cheryl: "Hey, Brandon, you have alien garbage scooping arms. Hold them out, let me measure those freakish things."
by BAJohnstonismyweekenddad April 6, 2009
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Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
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Get the scooping chin mug.Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
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