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Scissor Job 

A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.
Bro, last night I got a scissor job at this party from these two bi chicks!
Scissor Job by mrmacgee November 14, 2011
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scissor-sister 

The female version of a butt-buddy. Two female friends who spend time with each other in excessive amounts.
Jill and Sara spend so much time with each other that they're scissor-sister(s)!

scissor kick 

The romantic act of two women endulging in penis free pleasure, whilst rubbing their vaginas together in an attempt to create suction.
Tracy and Amanda, left unfulfilled by Colin's 4 incher, took up the beautiful art of scissor kicking.
scissor kick by Mark et Dan October 20, 2008

Scissor Cross 

Having intercourse in a position when the woman is on her side, and the man has his legs on either side of the womans leg that is not in the air.
I scissor crossed that bitch all night and she loved it!
Scissor Cross by Drewsthestud December 16, 2006

scissor kick 

A high jump done in a fast drum beat from usually in fast punk,hardcore, or pop punk music with a guitar spreading your legs in the air almost as if your doing a split just in the air.
Woah did you see that scissor kick that Mathew did!?!?
scissor kick by xmatheewx March 27, 2009

scissor sideways 

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.
It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.
scissor sideways by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Scissor Fizzer 

v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
Scissor Fizzer by goddamncousin February 21, 2011