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swinging a kimbrough

condition of having a small penis and an enormous ego
The guy in the Ed Hardy shirt was swinging a kimbrough.

She didn't find out until too late that he was swinging a kimbrough.

He brags so much, he must be swinging a kimbrough.
by Lex Loci October 13, 2009
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dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).
Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.
by Slipper April 28, 2006
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throat singing

a concept of singing using your throat, not your diaphragm where you can harmonize all by yourself
Jon is fascinated by throat singing and the cool sounds he can make.
by drvgtopless August 19, 2007
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swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
by aurista25 March 20, 2009
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Big Swinging Ovaries

Big Swinging Ovaries

1. Any self-identifying womyn/women who fiercely believe/s and openly helps advancing the course of gender equality and intersectional Feminism. Somebody who doesn't screw others for their own benefit, who understands that everybody MUST be equal.

An expression coined by Textile artist Jess de Wahls.

2. A mover and shaker in any organisation.
Wow, look at her..she sure got some Big swinging ovaries.
by venuspoppy January 24, 2017
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A Singing Frog

A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.

Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.

Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:

Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.

Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?

Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.

Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!

Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..

Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.

Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?

Man: Nevermind...

Example 2:

Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.

Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.

Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.

Dude 2: What? Shut up.

Dude 1: K...
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slinging

similar to dealing, distributing, selling of drugs
No man, I stopped slinging after I got caught by the cops.
by garberrr November 9, 2005
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