Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024

Schwoppy

When you've given cash/direct payment to an individual who you may, or may not know for a type of product/service and you're really hoping, wanting immediately for the product/service ASAP, but know that this might not be the case, and it'll be a long ass wait.

Hey heya Propeekuh, I'm in w/d, and am in a hurry, would you please make your coming back and meeting me here fairly schwoppy?

by Anjlanta the Governor December 8, 2024

The Schoomp Effect

The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".

Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention

A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.

The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect

by aussiechick April 30, 2012

poopy schoompy

When you pull your penis out of the booty hole, and its transformed into a fudgesicle.

Steyonce will never fuck this kid again because he was poopy schoompy.

by Steyoce May 3, 2018

zumborailop schlompa

zumborailop schlompa! you did a well shot
just say it meanless. like sims characters arguing each other.

gamerchumbo: heyya how'r ya?
me: good bro.
me: zumborailop schlompa.

by dingochumba July 14, 2022