Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.

friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"

by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020

schrodinger’s feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.

That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.

by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023

Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.

"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."

by AntiCommunistAction September 7, 2020

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Schrodinger's shutdown

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019

Schrodinger's dumbass

Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass

by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

by Type4Me June 19, 2016