schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.

Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.

by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020

Schrodinger's politician

Someone who changes their political beliefs based on who they are trolling.

He is such a Schrodinger's politician.

by panda3xpress November 6, 2021

Schrodinger's Funny

An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.

This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.

If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.

by bigsemily October 14, 2022

Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.

"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."

by AntiCommunistAction September 7, 2020

Schrodinger's shutdown

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019

Schrodinger's dumbass

Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass

by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

by Type4Me June 19, 2016