A man who follows a rigorous masturbation schedule instead of doing the deed whenever his body tells him to like most people
That man only masturbates on wednesdays, how strange.
How strange indeed. He's what we call a schneiffen
How strange indeed. He's what we call a schneiffen
by sadbutture December 7, 2023
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person 1: dude schefy schefferton just said nigger like 12 times in a black neighborhood!
scheffy schefferton: so?
scheffy schefferton: so?
by scheffy June 27, 2010
Get the scheffy schefferton mug.The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
Get the Von Schlieffen Plan mug.The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
by Vombat May 2, 2020
Get the Von Schlieffened mug.Is a loyal, and amazing friend with the desire to provide for his family and friends. He is the sigma male and is desired by both alfa and betas alike. He is very smart athletic and good at fishing fighting and fucking. He seem to be extremely strict with his children but is so loving and pure that he'd never resort to violence with his child. He is a true and thoughtful person who can be very violent when provoked.
by Starlight glow June 27, 2021
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