scatting

the mumbles and slurs of Dave Matthews throughout his songs

Dave fans love Dave's talent of scatting, even though he really isn't saying anything we can understand.

by heymanwhatsup?CheckoutsomeDMB August 24, 2008

Scaling

Scaling takes place in a rural area, such as buildings and elevators. Spotting a climable object and attempting to scale or climb it.

"Wow, Bob look at that building, you wanna go scaling???"

by Pimp Shins December 30, 2008

Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

Skittling

After a long day of getting pounded on grinder, a gay sperm donor inseminates a woman using the cocktail of different semen collected from his anus.

How is my baby Indian? My sperm donor was a Jewish gay guy.
Looks like your donor's probably been Skittling.

by thepopeofdope January 21, 2022

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

smittling

Two or more people softly snuggling in a room at exactly 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Requirements are that you must be nude.

That was a great smittling party.

by TotalHakai December 21, 2008

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012