Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.
by Marco MF David August 13, 2022
Get the That Hard Scarfmug. A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold
Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"
Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"
Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"
Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"
Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"
by miaomatt November 14, 2009
Get the Cock Scarfmug. The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.
I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.
by Tom January 10, 2005
Get the Flesh Scarfmug. The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis
1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.
2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.
2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.
by SF720 September 11, 2015
Get the Sausage Scarfmug. When a person passes gas while wearing a longer jacket that covers the buttox. This causes the hot gas to rise inside the jacket and escape around the neck and face area like an invisible scarf of flatulence.
Man, ever since I had tacos for lunch I've been sporting this air scarf.
I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!
Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.
I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!
Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.
by Jamen and Chad April 3, 2008
Get the AIR SCARFmug. by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005
Get the cunt scarfmug. "A Thing Of Death" A blood pressure cuff placed around a drug addicted squirrels neck. A fictitious name used on FaceBook by very twisted and demented people. A shield in which one protects themselves from the backlash of societies opinions of ones self.
"Oh how cruel is the world....that I have the Kavorkian Scarf......round My neck!"
"I was just scarfed!"
"And I digress that humanity is still, by and large...pathetic.....Glad I have my Kavorkian Scarf...Round My Neck!"
"I was just scarfed!"
"And I digress that humanity is still, by and large...pathetic.....Glad I have my Kavorkian Scarf...Round My Neck!"
by Kavorkian Scarf February 3, 2010
Get the Kavorkian Scarfmug.