Samurai

Samurai facts:

-Samurai's can outrun there shadow
-Samurai's penetrate bullets
-Samurai's can stop a train at 200 mph by poking it
-Samurai's don't sleep, they plan the next move
-Samurai's fart can enhance human beings, too bad they don't fart in society
-Samurai's can kill a human being with a blade of grass
-Samurai's eat Gold and drink Mercury
-Samurai's can catch a moving bullet with their teeth
-Samurai's only use there Katanas if there life is in danger, too bad it never happens
-Samurai's tears seal wounds
-Samurai's daily exercise includes finger stands, push ups using your nose, and stopping shurikens with two fingers
-Samurai's never stops moving
-Samurai's bench the empire state building
-Samurai's march creates earth quakes
-Samurai's war cry creates thunder and lightning
-If someone saw a Samurai's face, their eyes would burn out, and their skin would melt
-One Samurai = 200 Ninjas
-Samurai's are better than ninjas

Guy 1 - Dude, You see Takemoto over there?
Guy 2 - Yea he's a Samurai

by Thad Badassle May 6, 2011

Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

by DarkMatter October 7, 2004

SamuraiXmas

A holiday celebrated in secret by the samurai of feudal japan. In feudal japan christianity was forbidden because it was the cause of an uprising at the city of shimabara. Thousands of Christians perished in the genocide and those that remained worshipped in secret.

The number one rule of SamuraiXmas..you do not talk about SamuraiXmas

by The Christian Samurai March 24, 2005

samuraitastic

adj.
1. Synonymous with fantastic, but carrying extra weight due to the addition of the word samurai because samurai are super fantastic already.

2. Fantastic in a samurai sort of way.

3. Samurai + Fantastic = Samuraitastic

1. What a samuraitastic idea it was to go to this year's Comic Con!
2. That anime is totally samuraitastic!*

*Note: in this instance it can mean that the anime involved samurai and was therefore fantastic in its samuraifulness.

by Melissa the random samurai September 10, 2008

Samurai Revenge

The act of putting fish, usually raw, into hidden areas or objects to putrify as a means of revenge. Usually done in areas not used day to day, like storage lockers or in suitcases so that the victim doesn't come across the smell until much later,thereby leaving a permanent fishy odor. A delayed revenge where the prankster can be long gone prior to the victim finding out he's been wronged.

"My roommate went to Cancun and left me watching his damn cat. He was supposed to bring me back something choice but all he got me was some cheap ass airport trinket so I totally Samurai revenged his suitcase. Next time he travels, he won't forget to bring me something."

by Vanoc March 19, 2010

SamuraiGang

A group of like minded 21st century athletes and martial artists on Social Media sharing helpful information and inspirational messages. They are guided and united by a common philosophy to help strengthen themselves and their communities for the betterment of everyone.

John improved his closed guard game from that tip he got from one of the SamuraiGang on Twitter.

by Stoic Apprentice November 13, 2017

samuraibravo

a gay-cursed ship between Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo and also an incredible instagram page

Samuraibravo is a good ship!

by catto420 June 18, 2018