egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 28, 2004

Scamble

Gambling sites/services that are either a scam, or you are guaranteed to lose money. Rigged slot-machines, "free" money to bet with, having to deposit money to withdraw any winning from said "free" money, CS:GO skin sites, etc...

"Don't go to Vegas, it's such a scamble"

"You're using the slot-machines at the carnival? What a scamble."

Person A: "I'm going to convert all my money into BitCoin!"
Person B: "Dude, that's such a scamble."

"Man, CSGO Lotto is such a scambling site."

by bubblemongoose July 29, 2017

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

Sunday Night Scramble

The result of procrastinating doing your homework all weekend, resulting in a frantic study period occuring late sunday night.

I cant talk right now; sunday night scramble!!

by keatonshepherd January 23, 2009

scamble

1. to pick up overtime on later shift in hopes of getting junior manned into an earlier shift at double time rate, also resulting in a quick turn and pay protection for the later overtime shift.

Chris' coworkers were impressed with his efforts to scamble in order to get maximize his paycheck and time off.

by flyboy918 December 20, 2014

Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.

"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013