speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

seef

Means,"see if". It is southern slang but is better than "see if" because it doesn't take as long to say it.

I a go seef he says yes.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Sneef

The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.

Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

Skeef

When a queef and skeet happen simultaneously

Me and my girl skeefed the last night

by Skeefshooter October 11, 2017

Sqeefed

Similarly used like jacked buff and zoinked

Body builder #1: *weight lifting intensifies*
Me : bruh your sqeefed to the max chill

by BINGOBANDZ August 10, 2019