Soft Sax Strap

A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package

my soft sax strap is itchy

Soft Sax Strap by Bill Winterbury December 12, 2009

Oily Sax 

When a female (or male) gives there partner oral pleasure (also known as a blowjob) until they orgasm. He/she holds the semen in there mouth spits it onto the scrotum and rubs it around the testicles, the partner continues to drag there testicles across the others face.

Oily Sax

"Dude I so totally Oily saxed my wife last night!"

"Aye girl, wanna do an Oily Sax?"

Bro #1- "I got kicked in my nads last night."

Bro #2- "why man?"

Bro #1- "I told my Girlfriend I was going to oily sax the fuck out of her"

Oily Sax by WèCañŁivę February 24, 2014

alan sax 

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

alan sax by alan sax September 22, 2015

air sax 

The act of pretending to play the saxophone without having a physical saxophone within your possession.

*See also; air guitar, air drums etc.

"'Careless Whisper' is an Air Sax classic"

"I hear 'Baker Street' and feel an uncontrollable urge to Air Sax, and there's no shame in that"

air sax by TheRealDjPCol January 22, 2022

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

gatorade saxophone by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017

Saxytime 

The act of playing the saxophone.

Since I have an audition coming up, I need to have some saxytime now.

Saxytime by 1337sp33k3r June 9, 2011

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010