When you go to an aquarium and some annoying kid that is like 3 years old thinks he’s cool so he pushes you away when you’re looking at the sharks and he says “it’s a sark”.
You: What a good day. Why not go to the aquarium.
When you look at the sharks:
Kid: haha *push* Look its a sark
You: Ugh, why did i come
When you look at the sharks:
Kid: haha *push* Look its a sark
You: Ugh, why did i come
by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019
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by Madlinx June 4, 2005
Get the Sarasota mug.A rather juicy pair of breasts, which give you most overwhelming need to begin suckling at their very teats!
by chucklemunch August 27, 2006
Get the suckle sacks mug.the place where driving is like moving around cones, because of the snowbirds whose buicks are the size of Tulsa. The place where ridiculously pale midwestern tourists come down to visit their redneck counterparts and show off their new tribal tattoos and trendy abercrombie board shorts while they get hammered at the daquiri deck. the place that feigns diversity and sophistication because it is still segregated (admit it), but most of all it is the sweetest town on the gulf coast, with some of the most beautiful babies (all local) and the best weather one could ever ask for. SRQ, represent.
by Snooty the manatee April 5, 2005
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A alternative to saying "Thanks". Mainly used because less effort is required to be able to say it. Often used amongst the teenage species of remote towns in rural Australia.
by dw070 July 26, 2005
Get the Sanks mug.A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.
"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)
by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007
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