santorumish

(adj.) The tendency to whine about the reasonable consequences of one's own actions, coupled with expectations of undeserved privilege.

Johnny Richboy's santorumish response to the judge at his DUI hearing got him thirty extra days.

by anonymouseketeer September 22, 2011

santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.

1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.

by mp April 9, 2005

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

Santorumonious

To authorize an abortion on your wife to save her life, then run for President on a platform of no abortion at any time, even to save the life of the mother. Because you "love your wife" but no one else's wife has any value. See Santorum, Rick (R) Penn. See also, "our abortion was different".

It's Santorumonious to believe "abortion for me, but not for thee."

by Hypocrisy Hunter April 10, 2023

santorium

A word used to describe places that facilitate the creation of Santorum. see Santorum

The City Counsel was upset when the Santorium announced its plans to expand.

by Oliver May 13, 2005

sanitorum

1. when Purell is used as the lubricant that results in santorum

2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Person 1: I had some vigorous buttsechs last night

Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!

Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation

Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum

Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!

by c. s. mcgee June 10, 2012