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Tokyo Sandblaster

When a Japanese street-walker crams sand up her snatch with the sole purpose of queefing it out all over your cock and/or ballz until you experience orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, how was your trip to Japan??

Guy 2: You're never gonna believe it! I picked up this 4-dollar 'ho and she gave me the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster!!

Guy 1: You are one lucky son of a bitch...
by King Jiggy November 12, 2010
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A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.
Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.
by Cdre_Perry November 13, 2010
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The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.
Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!
by duckfox91 November 11, 2010
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Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.
we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster
by Blaster Master November 11, 2010
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A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.
I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!
by The Stallion God November 11, 2010
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when a guy is performing oral sex on a girl and drags his stubble filled chin across her vagina
My jaw was getting sore so I gave her a tokyo sandblaster
by majazozo November 11, 2010
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The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.
What is that on Steve's face?

Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
by G-Monster32 November 11, 2010
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