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Samurai Attack

The best Japanese punk rock band ever
Samurai Attack by oioioioi January 3, 2005

Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'
On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)
Samurai Pirate by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

SamuraI Jesus 2024X 

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."
SamuraI Jesus 2024X by Ace April 20, 2004

samurai sword 

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.
I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.
samurai sword by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

samurai slap

When a guy whips out his soft dick, slaps someone across the face, and quickly pulls his pants back up
samurai slap by Kouta Tsuchiya April 20, 2016

Samurai main 

An individual that lacks ability, talent, skill, or dignity and makes up for which by exploiting shortcuts in attempt to feel equal or superior to their peers.
Hes thinks hes so impressive, but hes just a samurai main.
Samurai main by turbosnatcher April 19, 2017