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Nipple Samurai

A being of immense power, the only being able to wield the art of nipple fu. His nipples are harder than diamonds and his powers become stronger the harder his nipples get. He is a peaceful man, but if you cross his nipples you will be a footnote in the logs of the Nipple Samurai!
The Nipple Samurai has released a new log.
by RomanColossus August 21, 2021
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frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.
shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!
by Seth Ream June 15, 2007
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Dead Samurai

A semi-scarce character type in some stories, anime, manga, or video games. One of these characters' backrounds would be that he served his lord, but died for a cause (e.g. Shaman King's Amidamaru).

These characters technically appear in these stories in their 'deceased' form. This form may be a ghostly body (transparent with a ghost 'tail') Or the body would appear 'demonic' (e.g. Genpei Touma Den's Kagekiyo, who has a demonic-looking face and white skin).
I'm obsessing over Dead Samurai again...
by Mingnon May 10, 2007
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Samurai Katsu

Also known as "Paranoia Man", "Freestyle Master", "Samurai Dragon" and "Total Japan Warrior". A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai that lives in the present. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks. Also he is "The Absolute Master of Wisdom". He will kick the ass of all pro-wrestlers of the world.

The Master of Wisdom...
will fight...
for the freedom...
for peace...
TO BE THE BEST FIGHTER EVER!!!!!!!!
by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
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Samurai Math

Shortcuts that short-circuit hours of learning and practicing formal or traditional problem-solving methods to solving certain types of math problems.
Instead of spending hundreds of hours mastering the basics of school algebra, mature students or working adults with no formal education could be taught some quick-and-kill Samurai math methods, such as the Sakamoto method and the Stack Model Method.
by MathPlus August 22, 2017
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the goofy samurai

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.
Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.
by blue_nova* June 25, 2004
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samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly
Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?
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