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Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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Selestine

Loving, caring , fights a lot but keeps it 100 , a loyal , the freaky type, can never keep a relationship, toxic and sum mo shii
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.
Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~
by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024
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Salentine

On February 14th, you and your homie must take on a challenge and frot without lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s big loser! For their punishment they must allow their homie to finish down their throat.
Person 1: Hey bro wanna be my Salentine?

Person 2: Sure! I just hope I’m not tonight’s big loser again…
by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024
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Saluting Face

Saluting Face is highly recognised by the viewers of Dan Jones on Tik Tok
Saluting Face a popular emoji used by viewers of Dan Jones
by Dan..Jones March 21, 2024
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everyday slutiness

A term used to describe a promiscuous way of life. Can be applied to both males and females of all orientations.
Mark: I fuck someone new everyday!
Susan: How? How do you do it?
Mark: It's everyday slutiness! A lifestyle, really. I'll teach you.
by purplxed1 December 18, 2014
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Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon
Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?
by JDOWE October 25, 2017
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